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Points: 3172

Name: Ethan L.

My Website: http://theethanator.webs.com/

Location: A drinking village with a fishing problem

Age: 14 years

Are you Warrior Material? YES

School: The Ralph

Height: 5/8 Weight: 140 Position: Forward

Music I Rock: Immortal Technique, Dr. Dre, Eazy-E, N.W.A., Eminem, Wu-Tang, Bob Dylan, Clapton, Jimi Hendrix, Led Zeppelin, Green Day

Flicks I've seen that you should too: Hot Fuzz, The Simpsons Movie ,Office Space, Get Smart, Defiance

Sickest MLL player: Brett Queener, Nicky Polanco, Jack Reid

Best College team: Cornell, ZOOMASS

Signature Move: Scoring and checking

Signature move off the field: Chillin with my friends

Insane Warrior training regimen: Cross Country

I get hyped by: Lose Yourself

Where I'll be Friday night: Ipswich

Favorite Warrior Gear of all time: Kryptolyte D-Pole

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ahahaha nice! we were gonna egg Anthony's house cause he chased us
with Max both on the varsity team lol their in high school now though so
Anthonys not there defending me anymore which sucks a lil but what ever
Jacob was all like "You got ten seconds bub" and the lady answered the door
she's like "is my ten seconds up?" i fell on the grass laughing my pic is from
halloween its only half our group we meet up with Ricky Zack Jacob Emma
and a whole bunch of other people I'm the one in the lacrosse helmet haha
i'm creative:)
nothin much you?

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A few of our guys run cross country too. it seems to help them late in the game

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Lol nice mask!
thanks happy halloween to you too!
My team mate chased me and my friends
down my street with a weedwacker and
Michael Myers mask then stalked us
down another street lmao

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yeah oh yeah and its sprained from the mcdonalds run too
i'm such a klutz XD lol i had that once i was like uhhh coach chuck
this sucks! he's like yeah i know>.>

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ooo fun well i think mine was worse
i went to my cousin's last football game
and my soc. studies book falls on my freaking
foot i brake my toe huge bruis on my foot
monday was my last cross country practice
and we did the mcdonalds run its from the school
down the bike trail and to honda hills then back to mcdonalds
on the corner from the school all together its 5.5 miles i get a blister on the arch of my foot
a few days later we have a race and my band aid comes off the arch of my foot the blister looks like its a blister on top of a blister all on the same foot

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trying to calm down but its hard
its pitch black out side i'm home
alone and i just went to one of
the scariest haunted houses in
Michigan a few days ago its not cool
whats up with you?

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hey

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nothing you.

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its going good
i crossed the finish line #39 yesterday
19 off from a medal i got so mad
cause i thought they were giving out 40
not 20 i was about to shoot the dude giving
them out

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i come on everynow and than i have way to much homework each night im taking all ADV classes

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hey what up
why dont you talk to me anymore

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lmao
I'm good i guess
did the tucker run
now i smell like smoke cause some
kid was smoking weed or somethin
how bout you?

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Heyy

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ooo fun haha

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not much
you?

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hey

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nice pics man

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I hate girls lax
its so stupid
ITS A NON CONTACT SPORT
no checking, no hitting
Plus i just love guys lax its funny
and i'm use to hanging with boys
anyway

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we dont have fall lax here
i played football for my school broke my leg in the first game

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we lost to Ontario, BC, Quebec, Alberta, Iroquois, Nova Scotia, New Bruswick and beat Manitoba

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haha
sounds about right!
my whole team is pervs
exept Keegan Jake Ricky and Zack
there cool oh yeah Anthony too
the rest i swear you could right up
for herasment haha

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damn that kid mom is dumb its not that bad

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you know the things you do in first grade
hahaha
You go from center to center and learn something
different at each one
hahaha
Batkins and Sweepy are idiots thank god i get a year
break from them
Batkins is a perv and Sweepy...well Sweepy is Sweepy
hahaha

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your welcome
its been awhile since we talk im stuck at home with omg the H1N1

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hahahaha
I can just see me doing that
On my first year of lacrosse
we do centers the first week
i had no idea where to go so i
picked a guy who i could see clearly
by like bright red shorts or blue socks and
did it that way
almost got in a fight between Batkins and Sweepy
on day thought

they hate each other completly

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no goals but 5 or more assists

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hahaha
nice
our fields are just uneven
haha
plus my klutziness = a bad ending

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do you know your cute

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haha
i'm worse
The first day we did the school run
instead of the Church run
i ran into a 7th grade football player,
ran into a fence post, ran into the
fence itself, fell in a hole, tripped over the side walk
5 times, ran into 3 of the people on my team and
almost ran into the wall of the baseball dimond

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my coach had us do the school run again
ran into another football player
haha
fell into a hole too almost ran into the fence
and that was about it for todays show of
Gabby the Klutz
lmao

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nothin much
just resting my ankle
and trying to calm my stomach/running cramp
you?

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heyy

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Ooo that suckz!

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on the field?
oh yeah many times
most are to scared to but
i've got blind sided before
that was litterally a pain in the neck
haha
i've been hit and hit on if you get my drift

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My teams use to playing tinny people
we played this one team i swear every
guy on that team was 5'5"-6' tall
i felt so small
haha
and they didn't wanna hit me

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awe that sucks!

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thanks
my Friend hayley took it
today:)

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ahaha yeah
she likes twilight so it makes sense..
sorta

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finished lacrosse nationals

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sweet
my friend made a twilight fan site

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sup man

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nothin much
just doing a little conditioning
for Cross country and lax
you?

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Hahaha nice
Heyy

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10 more spots and I'm a warlord

Yippie Ki-yah Mother Fu(kers

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3000 POINTS!!!!

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WHOEVER IS HACKING MY PAGE PLEASE STOP

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2000 P0INTS!!!

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WOW! SOME MOTHER FU(KER HACKED MY PAGE!!!!!!!!!!

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oooo fun i did that last week with my dad at
a friends house hahaha
I started cross country i'm so sore haha

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Heyy
Whats up?

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yola

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nothin much
just watching the video my mom
got of the coach killing Chirs haha
sup with you?

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thats cool alot of my friends call me babygirl because when i first started school in the school stsyem i still had my baby face so they call me babygirl

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thanks can you finish your story

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hahaha yeah Kalamazoo colors i have to say are my favortie though
Black and orange i make jokes about that all the time when Justins around

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im a warlord now

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Yuck :P Sparents are wierd hahaha no affence
I'm a Wolverine anyway ifs just in my blood
I like Kalamazoo too goin to see my causin in a few weeks
to see him play

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I'm more of a collage football girl so the teams i hate are:
Ohio State
Notor Dam(However you spell it haha)
Virgina Tech
and pretty much every collage team except
Michigan and the Flordia Gators haha
My dad said i have blue running threw my vains

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haha, nice pic.

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i didnt get what was after and

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yea what about it

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what up dude

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sup gangsta

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Ha they suck! hahaha
I like the Colts better

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Haha i'm in the Detroit area
so your pretty much on the other side of the state
hahaha

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hey

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Nope not till sep. 9th
NO WAY!! where in Michigan?!

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Tripped over my sister's shoe

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If that suonded really negative im sorry. the important thing is not to do some things rather than do others. less is more, ish. idk you have to find your own style. the shovel works though.

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ohh awesome.
All i did was fall down a flight of stairs

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Step into the shots, buy an eclipse ( there cheap and they make you really good), know your d, have someone warm you up easily no hard shots jut three in each stick position and repeat,WEAR A CUP, practice at home with a shovel it helps,its only you and the ball; when they shoot nothing else matters NOTHING, have a big ego and a short memory, forget if you let one up,your better than the other guy ALWAYS. STAY CALM DONT GET MAD IT WILL EVERY TIME SCREW YOU OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

start slow good luck

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people say VA have the best lax programs but there looking at the top schools not the schools that arent so good

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O fun haha how was it?

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it is but we just got lax 4 years ago

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oh thats not good our second sport is field hockey and our last is lax

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oh does the high school you will be going to have a lax team

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are you in high school yet

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Nothin bro. Hows lax in your area?

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hey

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not much just trying to find out how to work the replacement phone i got
you?

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hey buddy what up

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hahaha
Hiyah

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no i live in VA but i live 5min from maryland

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i go to navy games for lax and football

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when i finish college im going into the navy

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i wanted to do something that i love and working for IL is that

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your welcome yea i like what im doing for work its keeping me busy

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oh im sorry that sucks

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im not getting paid interns dont get paid at all

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its my job to do this

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yea i play box and i had fun playing it
do you want me to talk to your coach about getting a subscriptions to IL

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get me in contact with your coach and i can do that for you and inside lacrosse is better

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i just started today so i will talk to jeff about that and get back to you thats odd maybe the subscriptions is up

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im an internin the sales department im working with jeff to get high schoold and club teams to get a year subscriptions to the magazine so like all the players can get it because it is so hard to find around here i thought outside of the box today because there a place that i play box at and it has a store and i told jeff about it and i will be talking to the owner tomorrow

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that sounds like fun was in the hospital last week and got to come home today and i got an email from jeff dudley of inside lacrosse giving me an internship

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yea been busy just got an internship and cancer free and doing ok now you

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wats up

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nothin much
in Wisconsin

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Hey

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join my mob

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I HOPE WE ARE!

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can we talk im crying a guy ounch me

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hey my sister is now married

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Holaz

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there arnt that many ppl on here anyways but goog luck w/your search

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hey my sister wedding is tomorrow

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Not ours its pretty short

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i think but not for my team
our season starts in March and goes to the end of May:|

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i will thank you:)

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yeah she has about every rare illness out there like P.O.Ts

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no my mom has the worst health EVER
and she has to go to the mayo or male hospital
for a few days and it sucks

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Nothin much gettin ready to go to Minnesota tomarro gah i dont want to
12-13 hours in a car with an 11 year old
you?

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Hey

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hey whats up in gloucester?

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Rochester. y do u ask?

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hello

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watchin Iron Man and tryin to cool off
but coolin off isn't workin

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hey
whats up?

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Getting a new head

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hiyah

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nothin much
just got locked out of my own house for a few hours...
you?

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hey buddy

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damn dude your team is hardcore jk thats nothing i get into alot of fight because guys say im a H O E because i play mens or that im a lesbo

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i was the only one on the team that has never been high

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at all my games last year the 6 of them we had a fight and still lost

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yo buddy what up

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whats up

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There was 7 fish they were ATTACKING ME
then again i was like 7 haha but they where bitting me
and all other stuff haha

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i was on the sideline and i said holy S H I T

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better then they ever play in their lifes

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Yeah we have waves
haha
yeah i remember getting attacked by fish when i was in flordia
i was 7 tho...?? haha

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your cute btw
all the guys came to a game high once and i was the only one not high

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Yeah i went to orlando for a trip one time
and i live about 10 minutes(jogging) from one

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YES! 1000 points!

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ahhh that suckz bad!!!

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as the phone broke she dumped him
i broke my old coach window with a lax ball

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I'm in michigan
but its been so bad here i feel like i'm in Flordia

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hahaha i know how you feel
i'm in skinny jean and my house is 1000 degrees
and my sister is touching me in scary ways O.o

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my friend and i were play lax in my driveway the week before the surgery and my sister had park her BMW and Honda Fit where we put the goals that we took from school and well i kept shooting to the left and missing the cage and it hit the BMW and it went for my friend and his gf called him up to yell at him for being with me and he turn and the ball got him in the face and broke his phone

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just got back from gettin my swell on at the gym lol

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ok now that is funny
i got one for you if you want to hear it

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hey man hows it hangin

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omg thats so sad that made me cry i didnt know the kid but i know you and thats sad

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omg what happen to jj

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the one i have i had the longest and its beat up but a good stick
any more stories

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alright thats funny i have broke 16 sticks

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thats cool got any new stories

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nothin much trying to get my butt in jeans lmao
and you?

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hey what up

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hey

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its fine do you like me

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do you like me

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i made 5 wedding cakes today

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i have alot of red cups in my room and im too lazy to throw them away but with spoons i sit downstairs and eat but it i cant wash it i will throw it away

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peace out!
ttyl
lmao
i'll just watch the Lions even tho they suck

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that was dumb

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nothing make me laugh

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wow

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i email you

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can i get it

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do you have email

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he is pretty fast actually
well when he wants to be lmao
i am so amused watching him run

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THE fatest yorkie in the world!!!
he has to weigh 30 pounds atleast!

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not alot of people thinks this

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is it cool that i like you

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Awww we killed farmington
5-2
yeah i think my arm is just limb right now

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aww this is why i like you

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really why is it important

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haha i did
my fat dog killed me!

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what did you learn

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your making me better you know that

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dont kill yourself
ttyl

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can we talk after your done

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hahahhaahahahahahahahahahaha
yeah i would think that would be a bad idea
lmao the phones disapear every time i use them shhhhh

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i am really good at making cakes i wouldnt say im a pro but im close to it

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yeah my teams pretty preverted these ones are just plain funny

5) It was after practice and me Kelly Chris and Mitch were left on the field. Stupid me i took off my pads and didn't put them in my bag. So 5 seconds after i bend over to put them away Chris goes #28 IS MA GIRLFRIEND kelly looks at me and goes GABBYYY? i look at Chris like he's crazy and he goes GABBYS MA GIRLFRIEND and i go YOU SURE 'BOUT THAT? and he said OH YEAH C'MON BABE and i'm like I'M OUTTA HERE and walk off.

6) I was leving early from practice for CCD or catiekizom(idk how to spell it lmao) and i'm taking off my pads. Well the other half of the team walks over to take a water brake. Chris is walking over with Binge and he's like AHH MY BALLS HURT THEY CANT EVEN FIT IN THE CUP binges laughing i look up at him and give him a wtf look Chris sits on the bench infront of me and lifs up his shorts and he's like OH YEAH THERE BRUSED I THINK I LOST ONE i look at kelly and finish puting my pads away. I look up and he's pretending to pore his blue gaterad on my pads(theres more thats not really funny)

i think thats it but i'm sure theres more i dont remember

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okay some aren't perverted there just funny
1) We were watching a highschool game so the newbies would understand the game better and i was talking to my team mate Kelly. All of a sudden i feel something on my back trying to go down my pants. I turn around and Chris has Pauls long pole and he's trying to put it down my pants. I'm like WTF ARE YOU DOING CHRIS!! and he drops it like he was innocent.

2)My half of the team was practicing before a game. We where going a drill and Paul was pretending to be the defence on the other team. Coach Shawn passes the ball to me. Right before i catch it Paul comes full force at me and i swing over his head, catch the ball, and scored a goal. Paul forgot my name so he's like WHATS YOUR NAME GIRL! and me and the guys are laughing and i tell him Gabby.

3) I'm on the sideline watching the game and all of a sudden i feel something hitting me in the head. Paul was bouncing balls off my head and he's like THEY BOUNCE! and i'm like REALLY! THE THINGS MADE OF SOLID RUBBER!

4) After a game we won of course we pound it or shake hands and say good game. Well i take my helmet off so they know they had a girl kick there butt and i come up to a guy and he said CALL ME! me and Ricky start laughing.

should i keep going?

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ohhh lots of that
i've got a lot of stories if you wanna hear em
but their names are Chris and Paul lol

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ours is over we dont have a summer program
but it was awesome besides all the pervertedness haha
we won most of our games
hows yours going?

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that made me laught
im baking a cake for my sister wedding and thats not fun

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dang
good luck then
but we won agenst the best team in my area

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hey buddy you got anymore stories for me

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aww dont say that!
thats just jinksing it!

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nothin much talking to my friends Hayley and Alex on the phone
you?

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i'm on the computer til 12 then i goin my room
and read the twilight series for another hour to two hours

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i'm gonna be up til 2 in the morning either way lmao

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im sorry but that was really funny im laughing my ass off

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i'll have to do that:D

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this kid must be dumb as dirt
anymore

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i would do the same thing i have done that before i have a pic of me on my first birthday me putting my hole face in my cake and it was funny
tell me more

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LUCKY!
I went to a bon jovi concert
and a U of M football game best day of my life!

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alot of jack johnson and ben harper stuff... some donavon frankenriter too... idk mostly just some chill acustic stuff. then on drums i just like to make nois and get the double bass goin haha

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is there a way you can cheer me up

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I LOVE GREEN DAY!
i like paramore too
i'm a mix i guess a little pop here and there but mostly rock

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hello

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mostly Alterative rock mostly
you?

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yea man.. mosty guitar and drums but i used to take piano lessons too haha... and like a ukelele lol

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lol
i like to play football and baseball
hang with friends and chill on the lake
you?

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ttyl

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yea it seems like the whole east coast is a hot bed for lax... but i think my highschool has had a team since 01.. started as a club then in 03 it became a varsity sport

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i've been living on 5 hours of sleep pop and candy healthy me lmao
yeah where i'm at is pretty getto

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i'm on sleep depravation haha
i haven't got sleep the past 2 nights so i'm stupid right now lmao
i'm in Macomb tho

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about 40 minutes away. davison is like a town near flint... we have a super good wrestling program and football team and lax is just startin to get really big here...

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no i live in michigan
south of detroit
whooo all the drug addicts and killing

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ooo owch
i've got hit in the shin un countable times
i've got hit in the thye twice
i've gottin hit on the head uncountable times too, with and without a helmet
i've got hit in the knee a few times
oh yeah i got blindsided too

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yea im in michigan and theres only one league and there r so many kids in it its not even fun. like every team has 30 kids and its terrible. so i usually just go to camps all summer

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lmao!
our goalie rockz
he catchs anything and everything that comes at our goal

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good deal man where do u play out of

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i started out on attack and as the season went on
i moved up to middie i have a higher endurence level then
most of the guys on my team
but i like attack you really do almost nothing hahaha

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hey man what up

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pretty good
i'm the funniest lax player you will ever see out there tho
i do the stupidest things ever
you?

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lmao
My best friend(the red head in my pic)
she was going to be lead singer
me bass and back up vocals
my friend alyssa was guitar
and my friend sam was drums

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i hope so to i cant stand it anymore

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noo i'm sure you are haha
my friend wanted me to learn base so we could start a band
i play acustic

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my friends think i rock at singing
i still think i suck haha
i'm sure you probably better then me

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yeah
i think i'm pretty good
i sing too
but i think i have a horrible voice

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i been crying alot so yea im a mess and my life is f@@k up

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hey
whats up?

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bad luck i have i got dump and i was in a car crash and im not doing well a guy i like told me to get over him

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not so good

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oct

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resting like the doctor said to do

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yo what up

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heck yes

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I saw your new welcoming thing, nice job

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no big deal

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hey, I'd prefer if you made your own welcoming note instead of copying and pasting mine

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hey what up

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thats what im hoping for

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awww thanks im hoping i will heal in a month or 2 so i can play lax in the winter at the field house

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i was going to say that but hockeyandlacrosse answer it for me

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She has cancer.

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just woke up
your lucky that you can play lax

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hey what up

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Well, it's been a good season, if you can call 0-13 good

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i find it amusing when kids go insane during the games lol

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we got our asses kicked... 0-3 cuz a ton of kids on my team blow

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yea i am on U15 i play for lynnfield

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hey yah that was fun against u guys yesterday. Were u the one guarding me>

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Im also a fan of warrior so I thought I would join
(im rank 4 on the hockey site)

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I dont play lacrosse but I play hockey. My town is pretty big in lax, so I know a bit about it

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yeah Im a kind of a bruins fan

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hey whats up, thanks for the add

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naw man im from gloucester ontario

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4 nesll we r my school team sux

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u17

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go blazers go cannons im from nbpt.

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thanks

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the Crosse of Justice welcomes you

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